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Willy Soap On A Rope

Willy Soap On A Rope

£1.99

Rather large size willy shaped soap on a rope. Advertised as the soap that makes you want to get dirty.

Christmas special offer - usually £3.00

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Hanging Furry Boobs for the Car

Hanging Furry Boobs for the Car

£2.50

Stroke away your road rage with your very own naughty vehicle accessory - a pair of hanging furry boobs.
Medical Opinion: Stroking these furry boobs will greatly reduce your stress and make you happy.

Christmas special offer - usually £3.99

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Boob Radio

Boob Radio

£5.99

The Boob Radio is the breast radio ever! "Turn Her On" and make her play louder by twisting her right nipple and switch between AM / FM Stations by twisting her left nipple.

The radio takes 3 x AA Batteries (Not Included) , The Boob Radio frequency range is, FM: 88-108 MHz, AM 540-1600KHz and has a loudspeaker.

Christmas special offer - usually £7.99
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Sensuality Bath Salts

Sensuality Bath Salts

£1.65

Honeysuckle scented bath salts and five waterproof sensual suggestion cards to make bath time together even more fun. Ideal treat for your partner or as a fun gift idea for the bride and groom.

Christmas special offer - usually £2.50

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Grow Your Own Products

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Grow Your Own Products  

Great fun novelrty gift for any occasion - you can grow almost anything!
Grow a Pole DancerGrow a Pole Dancer
The grow your own pole dancer will grow 600% its original size when placed in room temperature water.

It will begin to grow within 2 hours and will be full size in 72 hours. When removed from water it will slowly shrink back to its original size. Can be grown again and again"

Wording on packaging includes:

Turn your room into a red light district.
Have private pole dancing sessions anytime you like.

Price: £2.25


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Grow a Voodoo DollGrow a Voodoo Doll
The grow your own voodoo doll will grow 600% its original size when placed in room temperature water.

It will begin to grow within 2 hours and will be full size in 72 hours. When removed from water it will slowly shrink back to its original size. Can be grown again and again"

Wording on packaging includes:

Show your mother-in-law your true feelings
Get back at your Ex

Special offer: usually £2.25

Price: £1.50


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Grow A Male StripperGrow A Male Stripper
The grow your own male stripper will grow 600% its original size when placed in room temperature water.

It will begin to grow within 2 hours and will be full size in 72 hours. When removed from water it will slowly shrink back to its original size. Can be grown again and again"

Wording on packaging includes:

Watch him strut his stuff and whip the crowd into a frenzy
Ultra handsome crowd pleasing stud with boyish good looks and a rock hard body.

Price: £2.25


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Grow A Toy BoyGrow A Toy Boy
The grow your own toy boy will grow 600% its original size when placed in room temperature water.

It will begin to grow within 2 hours and will be full size in 72 hours. When removed from water it will slowly shrink back to its original size. Can be grown again and again"


Price: £2.25


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Grow Your Own BoyfriendGrow Your Own Boyfriend
The grow your own boyfriend will grow 600% its original size when placed in room temperature water.

It will begin to grow within 2 hours and will be full size in 72 hours. When removed from water it will slowly shrink back to its original size. Can be grown again and again until you tire of your boyfriend who will always be there when you need him, won't answer back or snore.


Price: £2.25


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Grow A MillionnaireGrow A Millionnaire
The grow your own millionaire will grow 600% its original size when placed in room temperature water.

It will begin to grow within 2 hours and will be full size in 72 hours. When removed from water it will slowly shrink back to its original size. Can be grown again and again"

Price: £2.25


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