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Willy Soap On A Rope

Willy Soap On A Rope

£1.99

Rather large size willy shaped soap on a rope. Advertised as the soap that makes you want to get dirty.

Christmas special offer - usually £3.00

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Hanging Furry Boobs for the Car

Hanging Furry Boobs for the Car

£2.50

Stroke away your road rage with your very own naughty vehicle accessory - a pair of hanging furry boobs.
Medical Opinion: Stroking these furry boobs will greatly reduce your stress and make you happy.

Christmas special offer - usually £3.99

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Boob Radio

Boob Radio

£5.99

The Boob Radio is the breast radio ever! "Turn Her On" and make her play louder by twisting her right nipple and switch between AM / FM Stations by twisting her left nipple.

The radio takes 3 x AA Batteries (Not Included) , The Boob Radio frequency range is, FM: 88-108 MHz, AM 540-1600KHz and has a loudspeaker.

Christmas special offer - usually £7.99
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Sensuality Bath Salts

Sensuality Bath Salts

£1.65

Honeysuckle scented bath salts and five waterproof sensual suggestion cards to make bath time together even more fun. Ideal treat for your partner or as a fun gift idea for the bride and groom.

Christmas special offer - usually £2.50

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Joke Secret Santa Gift Ideas

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Christmas Secret Santa Gift Ideas and Joke Christmas Gifts  

Wide range of fun message pads and note pads, grow your own products, and general secret santa gift ideas and fun games to give as a joke Christmas stocking filler or secret santa.
Beer CardsBeer Cards
Beer! The hilarious game where you assign drinks, steal from each other, have blackouts and even an occasional drunken hookup! Beer also tests your knowledge of crazy categories like cartoon dogs, excuses for not making love, types of liquor etc. Great fun!

Price: £2.55

Fun Beer GogglesFun Beer Goggles
Does your mate wear beer goggles when he / she goes out. Help them with this novelty and fun pair of glasses shaped in a pint of beer.
Price: £2.99

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Sensuality Bath SaltsSensuality Bath Salts
Honeysuckle scented bath salts and five waterproof sensual suggestion cards to make bath time together even more fun. Ideal treat for your partner or as a fun gift idea for the bride and groom.

Special wedding or hens offer, usually £2.99.

Price: £1.65

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Love PetalsLove Petals
Decorate your lover's bed with roses to set the mood for a night of passion. Includes approx. 100 synthetic red rose petals.

Special wedding gift offer, usually £3.00.

Price: £1.99

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CRAFT Message PadCRAFT Message Pad
Can't Remember A F**king Thing - fun note pad
Price: £1.99

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Smart Arse Message PadSmart Arse Message Pad
Small sudoko on the message pad with the message solve this one ... smart arse.

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Price: £1.99

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Cheeky Memos - I'm A Little Behind for himCheeky Memos - I'm A Little Behind for him
Cheeky memo / message pad - message title is "I'm a little behind on my messages" and blanks to fill in who the message is from, company name, phone number and area to write the message. Pad is 4" x 6".

Price: £1.99

Cheeky Memos - I'm A Little Behind for herCheeky Memos - I'm A Little Behind for her
Cheeky memo / message pad - message title is "I'm a little behind on my messages" and blanks to fill in who the message is from, company name, phone number and area to write the message. Pad is 4" x 6".
Price: £1.99

Boob Radio Boob Radio
The Boob Radio is the breast radio ever! "Turn Her On" and make her play louder by twisting her right nipple and switch between AM / FM Stations by twisting her left nipple.

The radio takes 3 x AA Batteries (Not Included) , The Boob Radio frequency range is, FM: 88-108 MHz, AM 540-1600KHz and has a loudspeaker.

Christmas special offer - usually £7.99
Price: £5.99

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Shit In A CanShit In A Can
Create instant turds with this squirty can of shit. Create your own designs.

Price: £1.99

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Hanging Furry Boobs for the CarHanging Furry Boobs for the Car
Stroke away your road rage with your very own naughty vehicle accessory - a pair of hanging furry boobs.
Medical Opinion: Stroking these furry boobs will greatly reduce your stress and make you happy.

Christmas special offer - usually £3.99
Price: £2.50

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Grow a Pole DancerGrow a Pole Dancer
The grow your own pole dancer will grow 600% its original size when placed in room temperature water.

It will begin to grow within 2 hours and will be full size in 72 hours. When removed from water it will slowly shrink back to its original size. Can be grown again and again"

Wording on packaging includes:

Turn your room into a red light district.
Have private pole dancing sessions anytime you like.

Price: £2.25

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Grow a Voodoo DollGrow a Voodoo Doll
The grow your own voodoo doll will grow 600% its original size when placed in room temperature water.

It will begin to grow within 2 hours and will be full size in 72 hours. When removed from water it will slowly shrink back to its original size. Can be grown again and again"

Wording on packaging includes:

Show your mother-in-law your true feelings
Get back at your Ex

Price: £1.50

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Grow A Male StripperGrow A Male Stripper
The grow your own male stripper will grow 600% its original size when placed in room temperature water.

It will begin to grow within 2 hours and will be full size in 72 hours. When removed from water it will slowly shrink back to its original size. Can be grown again and again"

Wording on packaging includes:

Watch him strut his stuff and whip the crowd into a frenzy
Ultra handsome crowd pleasing stud with boyish good looks and a rock hard body.

Price: £2.25

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Grow A MillionnaireGrow A Millionnaire
The grow your own millionaire will grow 600% its original size when placed in room temperature water.

It will begin to grow within 2 hours and will be full size in 72 hours. When removed from water it will slowly shrink back to its original size. Can be grown again and again"

Price: £2.25

Grow A Toy BoyGrow A Toy Boy
The grow your own toy boy will grow 600% its original size when placed in room temperature water.

It will begin to grow within 2 hours and will be full size in 72 hours. When removed from water it will slowly shrink back to its original size. Can be grown again and again"


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Grow Your Own BoyfriendGrow Your Own Boyfriend
The grow your own boyfriend will grow 600% its original size when placed in room temperature water.

It will begin to grow within 2 hours and will be full size in 72 hours. When removed from water it will slowly shrink back to its original size. Can be grown again and again until you tire of your boyfriend who will always be there when you need him, won't answer back or snore.


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Ex-Husband Voodoo DollEx-Husband Voodoo Doll
Whenever you feel your ex-husband needs to be punished, use one of the pins to get your way. Stick the pin into the activity that you want your ex-husband to do, and instantly he will stop acting like an ass and behave properly - well it's worth a try! Body covered in 25 messages/expectations and 10 pins.

Christmas special offer - usually £4.99
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Bad Boyfriend Voodoo DollBad Boyfriend Voodoo Doll
Whenever you feel your boyfriend is taking you for granted, use one of the pins to put him back in line. Stick the pin into the activity that you want your boyfriend to do, and instantly he will sturn back into the same caring man who convinced you to go out with him in the first place - well it's worth a try! Body covered in 25 desirable boyfriend qualities and 10 pins.

Christmas special offer - usually £4.99
Price: £2.99

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Flashing Brown NoseFlashing Brown Nose
For anyone who loves to kiss the boss' bottom, their own flashing brown nose. Note the batteries are not replaceable.

Picture available soon.

Price: £2.99

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Bullshit Drinking Game CardsBullshit Drinking Game Cards
The fast paced drinking game where players lay down sets of cards in numerical order while also calling out one of the four types of shit suit on their cards. When you do not have the cards you need, you bluff by playing other cards. If someone calls Bullshit on your bluff, or if you call Bullshit on someone who wasn’t bluffing, you drink!

Price: £2.99

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Beer Bottle HolderBeer Bottle Holder
Give your beer a better body with this sexy beer bottle holder. Bikini comes in various different colours. Keeps your beer warm once it comes out of the fridge.

Price: £2.55

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Willy Soap On A RopeWilly Soap On A Rope
Rather large size willy shaped soap on a rope. Advertised as the soap that makes you want to get dirty.

Christmas special offer - usually £3.00

Price: £1.99

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